New MacBooks FAIL

October 14, 2008
  • Too Expensive
  • No Matte Display Option
  • No Button on the Trackpad? WTF!
  • No Firewire! OMGWTFBBQ!!!
  • No 17" model
  • No 9" model
  • Starting at $1999? Too Expensive!
  • Crappy flat keys keyboard even on MacBook Pro

The economy is failing and $399 netbooks are hugely popular, so Apple raises the prices on its computers... (ugh)