I knew this would happen. My mom AIM'd me this morning and said:

Actually, I LOVED THE MOVIE! It rocked. If you've seen the movie you'd know what I said last night was satirical homage. But if you haven't, well, obviously you're now very confused indeed.

If you like crude movies, Kevin Smith movies, you'll LOVE Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Laughed from beginning to end.

Bong!