timesdispatch.com: iBook: the revised edition

(clearing my throat, with Apologies to the late great Waylon Jennings)

Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be [sex-loving porn-viewing software-pirating genius-hackers]....

And even if they aren't we're just assume that they are, so that your kid won't grow up to be a porn star!

Mammmaaaa.... don't let your babies grow up to be.... trusted.

(takes a bow)