One of my daily challenges is getting on the bus to and from work. It's a challenge because the bus comes at seemingly random times, or, more specifically, never when it should and almost always when it pisses me off the most.

The bus system is called SAMTRANS (San Mateo Transit). I think SAMTRANS stands for either:

Schedules Are Made To Really Annoy, Not Serve

or

Schedule Accuracy May Trouble Riders and Never Satisfy