Would you like to be an Illustrator, live 2 blocks from my parents in Victoria (just a coincidence), and do art for Children's books?

What if it paid $8-$10/hr and you couldn't smoke or use scented products? And what if you had to work overnight to stop your employer from sleepwalking?

If that sounds like a job for you, by all means, APPLY NOW!

(This is not a joke. Or, at least, it is posted to an official job board on the Canadian HRDC site, so it's as official as an $8/hr overnight illustrator job for an asthmatic sleepwalking employer can get)