Vertical Limit plain stupid -- "So, if a major motion picture like 'Vertical Limit' can't even get the appearance of the white stuff right - which it can't in key cave scenes - they are in for a rough time in the Great White North. "

A mountain of cliches

New heights -- "There's a great deal to be learned from the mountain rescue thriller Vertical Limit. At 26,000 ft., tears don't freeze, breath doesn't crystallize, makeup remains pristine and love blossoms."

I think we have a winner folks! ;-)