The World According to Bush -- I'm sure I've said it before, and I say it again...

Bush and Gore should have to appear on "Who Wants to be President", a kind of one shot Millionaire show. The questions for both contestants would be the same, keep the second guy in isolation while the first guy does his round, then let the second guy go at it.

Then again, since Bush wouldn't debate Gore, I highly doubt he'd agree to that.