Now I've learned that Tony Twist, the GOON that thinks his name is worth $24.5M (LOL!) and that sponsors would have been lining up to have him endorse their products (snicker), if only there hadn't been a mobster villian named Antonio Twistelli in the Spawn comic book, is from Sherwood Park, Alberta.

I've lived, as recently as 1997, in Sherwood Park, Alberta. My grandma, and aunt and uncle, and two of my cousins life in Sherwood Park, Alberta. I lived there when I was 4 years old. It's a great place to live. It reminds of Victoria, where I live now -- it's beautiful, sleepy, and small.

How sad that Twist came from Sherwood Park, Alberta.