• Too Expensive
• No Matte Display Option
• No Button on the Trackpad? WTF!
• No Firewire! OMGWTFBBQ!!!
• No 17" model
• No 9" model
• Starting at $1999? Too Expensive!
• Crappy flat keys keyboard even on MacBook Pro

The economy is failing and $399 netbooks are hugely popular, so Apple raises the prices on its computers... (ugh)