Don't Rush Me, I've got 95% to go


I think what Rush is trying to say is, "I ooze money, and Steve Jobs should be sucking it off me like a five-dollar whore".

But I could be wrong. Maybe Rush is jealous Steve gets to wear casual clothes at work and he has to wear a suit and oxygen-deprevation device around his neck to pony to his crowd.

I'd love to see a Rush Limbaugh switcher ad. Problem is, he isn't a switcher... he's been a Mac user for quite a while.

Written on July 20, 2002