Police Fail to Seize Violent Games -- "A 'Toys for Violent Games' turn-in program in Illinois ended last week with no games actually having been turned in, but town police say they still believe it was a good idea."

How about Toys for things that are really bad for kids... like Toys for Excessive Homework? Toys for ultra-expensive clothing and shoes?

Or, best yet, how about... Violent Games for Drugs?