Lance Morrow explained -- He's a secret weenie!

What a completely stupid article.

CNN: Al Gore explained -- He's a secret Canadian!

Lance Morrow refuses to explain HOW Gore is like a Canadian, just giving his readers a lot of "nudge-nudge wink-wink say-no-more say-no-more" bullshit.

The article ends with:

"How so? I'm not sure it would do much for American-Canadian friendship to go into more detail. Students wishing to pursue the subject, however, might explore fatal comparisons in the area of humor."

Lance, put up or shut up. We are not amused.

Written on July 22, 2000